Michael: There’s nothing classier than boring jazz music. Michael: Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it’s a burning cross. It’s really good.ĭwight’s post-it note to Jim: “It is time.
It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper salesman who, while riding his bike through the forest, is bitten by a radioactive bear. He’ll take a memory or a private joke and he’ll create something totally unique. He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. Pam: I’ve been working forever on Jim’s present. Michael: Could he help us with some parking tickets?Īngela: I don’t think that’s appropriate. Michael: The food is going to be austere. Classic Brosnan.Īngela: Stop moving your calves so much while you’re talking! You just took one more person’s breath away. Michael: Thank you, Scranton Strangler, I love you.
Pam: I honestly think you’re idealizing people here again, Michael. Michael: How do you describe somebody who is at the same time an old friend, and was a lover, and was a complicated part of my past, and maybe, just maybe, a part of my future? Meredith: Was it the post office guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail? Death to Toby!ĭwight: Is it the middle school teacher who tried to turn her foreign exchange student into a sex slave? Michael: The case of the horrible redheaded sad sack. Michael: Oh because you’ve been on the lam? Because the Boring Police have been after you, and they finally caught up with you? Toby: I’ll be taking a leave of absence starting next week. Kevin: That would be impressive, if anyone knew what a comptroller was.Īngela: Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. You could have killed me!ĭwight: It’s a snowball fight. Pitiful.ĭwight: Dammit, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here!ĭwight: Look at that. Is that just so magical for you, little girl? Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams? Hmm? It’s not even a real snow. Why do you ask me so often if we’re still dating?ĭarryl: My little girl, Jada? It’s my turn to have her for Christmas this year.ĭarryl: iCarly… you know what’s funny on that show? The friend with the video camera? He’s got a nice way of talking.ĭwight: Omigod! It’s the first snowfall of Christmas. (Everybody groans.) I said “I wonder.” I didn’t say “I think.” Kelly: I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny if I were white. Kelly: Oh, yes, perfect, thank you, Kelly. That’s what every boss wants, is a wonderful Christmas with no drama. It’s exactly what a boss would hope would happen because that’s what I want. As a boss, I look at that and I say, great. Michael: So Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today? At its worst, it was a toxic political club used to make others feel miserable and left out. Oscar: Here’s a question nobody’s asking: is this worth it? This isn’t one of those special military-grade cameras that will be able to capture that.Īndy: If we all jump really high, we’ll be in the air longer. Kevin: What if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other, the boys are like, “why I oughta…,” and the girls are like, “let’s go shopping!”ĭwight: This is a store-bought camera. Manually (and lovingly) transcribed by tanster. In a poll conducted December 9-13, 2010, Tallyheads rated this episode: 8.93/10 Videos: Promos | Sneak peeks | Behind the scenes.Comic book: The Adventures of Jimmy Halpert.Guest characters: Robert Lipton | Nate | A.J.Mindy Kaling answers fan questions about ‘Classy Christmas’!.Meanwhile, Jim regrets agreeing to a snowball fight with Dwight. Pam is forced to do a second Christmas party after Michael wants the party to be on the day Holly returns to Scranton. Summary (NBC): Michael could not be happier when Toby has to take a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to cover for him. Writer: Mindy Kaling, Director: Rainn Wilson
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